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Author: Oxymoron Page 2

Hard curve

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Recorded live

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Park Drive

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Preliminary final

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Annual lighting of the eternal flame

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Casual sex

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Mixed metaphors Oxymorons

Unusual routine

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Minor crisis

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Growing lack of voters

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Parents without partners

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Educated guess

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Half empty

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Final draft

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Getting dirty in the bath tub?

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Player coach

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Head butt

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Interactive screensaver

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Turned Up Missing

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Old news

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Realistic optimism

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Numbing sensation

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