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Author: Oxymoron Page 23

Pure hogwash

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Hands-off manager

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Head butt

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Player piano

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Loosely coupled

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Original copy

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Fighting Quakers

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Oxymorons College nickname

Double solitaire

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Oxymorons Card game

Click the ‘Start’ button to Shut Down the computer.

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Standard options

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Quiet loudspeaker

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Change is the only constant.

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Non-alcoholic beer

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Pool table

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Absolutely unsure

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Minor crisis

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Baby grand piano

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Small luxury sedan

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Lesser evil

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