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Author: Oxymoron Page 3

Preliminary conclusion

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Hawaiian Blizzard

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Oxymorons Dairy Queen treat

Randomly organized

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First annual

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Extended briefs

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Oxymorons Underwear type

Never generalize

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Prison life

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Nanotechnology is big right now.

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Workplace privacy

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Quiet loudspeaker

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Plastic silverware

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I hate whiners.

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White chocolate

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Planned spontaneity

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Lady Cowboys

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Wilderness management

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Rural Metro

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Oxymorons Ambulance service

Absolutely unsure

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Easy task

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Soft rock

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Smart dummies

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Oxymorons Automobile crash test dummies
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