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Author: Oxymoron Page 4

Sounds Of Silence

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Oxymorons Simon & Garfunkel song

Terribly nice

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I hate whiners.

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Human avian flu vaccine

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Uninvited guest

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Working vacation

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Extra ordinary

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Park Drive

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Oxymorons Street name

Unbiased opinion

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Barely covered

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Army civilian

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Randomly organized

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It isn't an optical illusion; it just looks like one.

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Oxymorons Optical illusions

Synthetic natural gas

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Original copy

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Upside down

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Temporary tax increase

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Working holiday

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Presently gone

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Grounded airplane

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Preemptive self-defense

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