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Author: Oxymoron Page 5
Terribly pleased
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Flat point lace
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Original copy
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Paid volunteers
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Irate patient
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Work party
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Re-create
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Virtual reality
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Never generalize
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Larger half
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Stylishly dressed in bright drab
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Seriously funny
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Business ethics
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Remotely obvious
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Waste management
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Synthetic natural gas
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Same difference
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Real potential
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We’re alone
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Sun
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night
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Or any ‘day’ night
Standing-room-only seats
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