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Author: Oxymoron Page 6

Same difference

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Definite possibility

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Remotely obvious

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Half empty

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Sugarless candy

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Stainless steel cleaner

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Relative stranger

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Savings and loan

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Hard roll

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Lamp shade

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Rendezvous point

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A temporary permanent

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Cold hot water bottle

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Fiberglass

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Restricted free agent

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Boxing ring

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Withheld contribution

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Accompanist for the A Cappella Choir

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Quickly slowing down

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Whole piece

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Increasingly few

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