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Author: Oxymoron Page 7

Tomorrows’ headlines today

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Pronounced silence

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Sure bet

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Assistant supervisor

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Almost pregnant

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Non-dairy creamer

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Oddly appropriate

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If it's a classified ad, why is it publicly published?

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Parents without partners

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American French bread

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Abundant poverty

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Terribly good

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Routine surgery

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Irate patient

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Serious joke

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Unacceptable solution

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Withheld contribution

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Branded generic cigarettes

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Close distance

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Valuable junk

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Neo-classic

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