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Author: Oxymoron Page 9

Night of the Living Dead

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Spectator sport

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Old news

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Dead livestock

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Preliminary conclusion

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Valuable junk

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Stylishly dressed in bright drab

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Unbiased opinion

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Humble Texan

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Small minority

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Student athlete

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Rising deficits

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Routine surgery

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Standard options

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Prison life

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Windows™ security

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American French bread

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Mighty weak

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Initial conclusion

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Close distance

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You can't drink it slow, if it's Quick!

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