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Author: Oxymoron Page 9

Peace force

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Once again

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Long shorts

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Pure 100% orange juice from concentrate

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Mild abrasive

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Running in place

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Plum cherry tomatoes

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Metal woods

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Oxymorons Golf clubs

Vanilla fudge

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See what I am saying?

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Progressive Conservative

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Oxymorons Canadian political party

Remotely intimate

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Squared circle

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Oxymorons Wrestling ring

Large ant

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Unique ID duplicates

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Poor intelligence

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Non-dairy creamer

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Partial conclusion

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Numb feeling

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Wet drywall

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Artificial Intelligence

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