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Author: Ray Stevens
Harry the Hairy Ape
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Day I Tried to Teach Charlene Machenzie How to Drive
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Gitarzan
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Cletus McHicks and His Band from the Sticks
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Bubba the Wine Connoisseur
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Throw the Bums Out
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Where Do My Socks Go?
Ray Stevens
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Written by C. W. Kalb Jr.
Mama's in the Sky With Elvis
Ray Stevens
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Written by Cinde Borup & Bruce Innes
I Need Your Help Barry Manilow
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Mississippi Squirrel Revival
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Fish Eat Sleep
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
The Deodorant Song
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
If 10% Is Good Enough for Jesus (It Oughta Be Enough for Uncle Sam)
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Freddie Feel Good (And His Funky Little Five Piece Band)
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Bridget the Midget
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Hugo (The Human Cannonball)
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
The Streak
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Ahab the Arab
Ray Stevens
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Written by Ray Stevens
Say Cheese
Ray Stevens
Song Titles
Written by Ray Stevens
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