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Author: ‘Bum’ Phillips
Two kinds of American football players ain't worth a damn: one that never does what he's told and the other that does nothing but what he's told.
‘Bum’ Phillips
(1923 – 2013) American professional football coach
Football
Sports
I want little conversation and lots of hair on the floor.
‘Bum’ Phillips
(1923 – 2013) American professional football coach
Football
Sports
On going to the barber
Because she is too damn ugly to kiss goodbye.
‘Bum’ Phillips
(1923 – 2013) American professional football coach
Sports
When asked why he takes his wife on all the road trips
The film looks suspiciously like the game itself.
‘Bum’ Phillips
(1923 – 2013) American professional football coach
Sports
After viewing a lopsided loss on film