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Author: Dizzy Dean

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball Sports After his brother Daffy pitched a no-hitter Pitching

The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I never tried to outsmart nobody; it was easier to outdummy them.

Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball Sports

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports Explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball

The game was closer than the score indicated.

Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports After a 1-0 game

Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
Baseball Sports On umpire William McKinley

Fans, don't fail to miss tomorrow's game.

Dizzy Dean
professional baseball player
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