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Author: George W. Bush Page 4
I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand – but the president doesn't have a magic wand.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Campaigns
Shaking hands
Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Addressing then-Australian Prime Minister John Howard at the APEC Summit
Neither the USA nor Australia are members of OPEC
I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: how'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … how did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Foreign policy
Do you have blacks, too?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Race
To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso
To paraphrase President Kennedy, there's America, and then there's Texas. We have great relations with France. We work closely with the French government on a lot of issues.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
France
I miss being pampered.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Government
People
Self
Reflecting on his presidency
It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
The great thing about America is everybody should vote.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Voting
So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, “Congratulations.”
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Internet
In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Decisions
Afghanistan is the most daring and ambition mission in the history of NATO.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Afghanistan
NATO
I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Words
Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Iraq War
If I become president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than – I say more Muslims – a lot of Muslims have died – I don’t know the exact count – at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there’s been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Muslims
My attitude is, if they're still writing about [number] one, 43 doesn't need to worry about it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
George Washington
I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Answering a question about a possible flu pandemic
I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously, but I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Amibition
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