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Author: George W. Bush Page 8
We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions; I can't answer your question.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Questions
I’m going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there’s an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I'm oftentimes asked, “What difference does it make to America if people are dying of malaria in a place like Ghana?” … it means a lot… it means a lot morally, it means a lot from a – it's in our national interest.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?'… well, Mandela's dead; because Saddam killed all the Mandelas.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
In Sept. 2007 while the former South African president was still very much alive
Our nation must come together to unite.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
If I become president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Gag orders
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
And everybody wants to be loved – not everybody… you never heard anybody say, ‘I want to be despised, I’m running for office.’
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
We got plenty of money in Washington; what we need is more priority.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? … of course I do.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Voices
Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I hope we get to the bottom of the answer; it's what I'm interested to know.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
We are enjoying sluggish times and not enjoying them very much.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Sluggish times
The United States and Russia are in the midst of a transformationed relationship that will yield peace and progress.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Suiciders are willing to kill innocent life in order to send the projection that this is an impossible mission.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I'm the master of low expectations.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Communication
Language
Low expectations
For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings; and, folks, this is unacceptable in America.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
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