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Author: George W. Bush Page 9
In my sentences I go where no man has gone before… I am a boon to the English language.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
One of my concerns is that the health care not be as good as it can possibly be.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements
Health care
Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
There’s no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
This is historic times.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Your eminence, you're looking good.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
To Pope Benedict XVI
I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Actually, I – this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it; when I’m talking about – when I’m talking about myself, and when he’s talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
If he's… the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a… is a noble institution I would… I would strongly reject that assumption… that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
John Ashcroft
Slavery
I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town, and I’m sorry it’s the case, and I’ll work hard to try to elevate it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Distrust
Washington
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Government
Intelligence
President
Oval Office
Secrecy
I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
On the prospect of visiting Denmark
Do you have blacks, too?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Race
To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Fish
I’m also not very analytical. You know I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I'm not really the type to wander off and sit down and go through deep wrestling with my soul.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Introspection
Soul
They (enemies) never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
You've also got to measure in order to begin to effect change that's just more — when there's more than talk, there's just actual—a paradigm shift.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Shift?
I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Internets
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