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Author: Jack Dee

Studies show 1 in 5 British teens are unable to peel an orange… it’s a good job they’ve all got knives then.

Jack Dee
(1961 – ) English standup comedian, actor & writer
England People Places

My local’s rough as anything; I went to the pub quiz the other night… first question was, “What the f**k are you looking at?”

Jack Dee
(1961 – ) English standup comedian, actor & writer
Places Neighborhood

One of my friends went on a murder weekend… now he is doing life for it.

Jack Dee
(1961 – ) English standup comedian, actor & writer
Activities Crime Murder

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs… like custom officers.

Jack Dee
(1961 – ) English standup comedian, actor & writer
Activities Drugs

In his bodybuilding days Arnold Schwarzenegger was known as the Austrian Oak; then he started acting and was know as… the Austrian Oak.

Jack Dee
(1961 – ) English standup comedian, actor & writer
Acting Entertainment Reviews/Criticism Arnold Schwarzenegger













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