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Author: Jack L. Warner
To Raoul Walsh a tender love scene is burning down a whorehouse.
Jack L. Warner
(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)
Acting
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Raoul Walsh
It's our fault… we should have given him better parts.
Jack L. Warner
(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)
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On Ronald Reagan being elected governor of California
No, no… Jimmy Stewart for governor… Ronald Reagan for his best friend.
Jack L. Warner
(1892 – 1978) Canadian-American film producer (Warner Brothers)
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On Ronald Reagan being elected governor