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Author: Mike Sage

Watching [Nicolas] Cage karate chop Leelee “Made-for-TV” Sobiesky into submission is almost worth the price of admission. Well, assuming admission was free.

Mike Sage
editor, director, performer, & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism “The Wicker Man”

The acting is always good, but when it's not, you can always expect that character to flash her boobs, so who's complaining?

Mike Sage
editor, director, performer, & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism “Friday the 13th”

I didn't hate every second of All the King's Men. The film is book-ended by two cool bird's eye shots of the Louisiana State crest…Combined, these symbolic images last about 2-3 minutes. I did, however, hate every other second.

Mike Sage
editor, director, performer, & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism “All The King’s Men”

I had a premonition this might be a forgettable mediocrity, but I was wrong. It's actually a laughable turd.

Mike Sage
editor, director, performer, & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism In a review of “Premonition”













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