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Author: Murray Mexted

I don’t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.

Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports Rugby

Spencer’s running across field calling out, ‘Come inside me, come inside me.’

Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports Rugby

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports Rugby

There’s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside.

Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports Rugby

He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports Rugby

You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that.

Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports Rugby

I can tell you it’s a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through.

Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports Rugby

Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I’m looking forward to seeing more of the same today.

Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports Rugby













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