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Author: Peter Jones

Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.

Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs

So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.

Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs

It really needed the blink of an eyelid, otherwise you would have missed it.

Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs

And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.

Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs

Ian Rush, deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them.

Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs

And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.

Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs

We go into the second half with United 1-0 up, so the game is perfectly balanced.

Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs

It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.

Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs

Wallace, moving forward, his red hair always in the action.

Peter Jones
English football player
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