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Author: Ron Greenwood

I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania.

Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs

Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.

Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs

Hoddle hasn’t been the Hoddle we know; neither has Bryan Robson.

Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs

They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame.

Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs

I don't hold water with that theory.

Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs

Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.

Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs

Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil, than English sides like Wales. 

Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs

To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.

Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs

In comparison, there’s no comparison.

Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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