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Keyword: Decathlon

Seb Coe is a Yorkshireman; so he's a complete bastard and will do well in politics.

Daley Thompson
British Olympic decathlon champion
Government Politics Decathlon Sebastian Coe

The decathlon is nine Mickey Mouse events and the 1500 metres.

Steve Ovett
English distance runner
Sports Decathlon

Behind every good decathlete, there's a good doctor.

Bill Toomey
American Olympic decathlon champion
Misspokements Sports Decathlon

When I lost my decathlon world record I took it like a man. I only cried for ten hours.

Daley Thompson
British Olympic decathlon champion
Sports Decathlon

As a runner Daley Thompson is excellent, as a jumper he is excellent, and as a thrower he is an excellent runner and jumper.

Cliff Temple
British journalist, author, commentator & coach
Misspokements Sports Daley Thompson Decathlon

Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.

Daley Thompson
British Olympic decathlon champion
Misspokements Sports Decathlon













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