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Keyword: New Jersey

The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country; the study has a margin of error of 100 percent.

Conan O'Brien
(1963 – ) television host & comedian
Places New Jersey

New Jersey is to America as America is to the world.

Rory Albanese
(1977 – ) American television producer, writer & comedian
America Emotions Places World New Jersey

Rebecca Freeland, 1741 – She drank good ale, good punch and wine, and lived to the age of 99.

Epitaph
Epitaphs New Jersey

On New Year’s Eve, people in New Jersey stay up ‘til midnight and watch their hopes drop.

Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Places New Jersey

Christine Todd Whitman had to resign as the head of the EPA; you know, when the governor of New Jersey decides the environment is hopeless, you gotta really think that one through.

Greg Giraldo
(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Places Situations Environment New Jersey













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