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Keyword: Sharks

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

M. Boyd
(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist
Animals Sharks

I’m disappointed with every movie about sharks that closes with “The End” instead of “Fin.”

Nat Baimel
Animals Entertainment Film French Sharks

You always hear a headline like this,”Man Killed By Shark,” you never hear it from the other perspective, “Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.”

Gary Larson
(1950 – ) American cartoonist The Far Side
Animals Sharks

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Animals Cold Football Intelligence Places Sports Sharks

I’m afraid of sharks – but only in a water situation.

Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Animals Fear Sharks

Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

Sean Lock
(1963 – ) English comedian & actor
Animals Sharks













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