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Keyword: Terrorists

If you want to offend terrorists, if you’re a woman, wear a dress, and if you're a man, wear a dress.

Nish Kumar
British-Asian comedian
People Terrorists

We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Terrorists

These people don't have tanks… they don't have ships… they hide in caves… they send suiciders out.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Terrorists

If you want to offend terrorists, if you’re a woman, wear a dress, and if you're a man, wear a dress. 

Nish Kumar
British-Asian comedian
People Terrorists

The… these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework… the groundwork… not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the-all right.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Terrorists

I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again; there just is… that's the reality of the world… and I wish him all the very best.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Terrorists













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