Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

(1865 – 1918) Brazilian poet, journalist & translator

I am off in search of the great perhaps.

(c.1494 – 1553) French Renaissance writer, doctor, monk & Greek scholar

That's good. Go on, read some more.

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor

Kaputt…

(1892 – 1918) German fighter pilot widely known as the Red Baron

Only from the cold, my friend.

(1736 – 1793) French astronomer, orator & leader of the French Revolution

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

(1953 – 1992) American career criminal & convicted murderer

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II

John Rogers did.

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

Never drive at night.

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

(1963 – 1992) Texas inmate executed for rape & murder

No comment.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

(1671 – 1734) Scottish folk hero

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

(c.1958 – presumed dead in 1978 ) Australian pilot

It must have been the coffee.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

Okay, I won’t.

(1935 – 1977) American singer

Turn me.  I am roasted on one side.

(c.225 – 258) a deacon & celebrated Roman martyr

It's beating – beating – beating – it's stopped.

(1708 – 1777) was a Swiss anatomist, physiologist, naturalist & poet

I'm glad that's over.

(1926 – 1984) English comedian