Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

(1867 – 1932) American Broadway impresario

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.

(1914 – 1959) American actor best known for his role as Superman

Show my head to the people.  It is worth seeing.

(1759 – 1794) influential figure in the French Revolution

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

Relax… this won't hurt.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

(1920 – 1945) only American soldier to be court martialed and executed for desertion during World War II

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

Don't be in such a hurry.

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

(1887 – 1979) American businessman & founder of the Hilton Hotels

No thank you.

(1959 – 2005) American serial killer

Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

(1870 – 1922) Irish author & nationalist

It's beating – beating – beating – it's stopped.

(1708 – 1777) was a Swiss anatomist, physiologist, naturalist & poet