Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

(1657 – 1757) French author

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Mozart! Mozart!

(1860 – 1911) Austrian composer

No thank you.

(1959 – 2005) American serial killer

Codeine… bourbon…

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot

You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that.

(1928 – 1994) American actor

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Okay, I won’t.

(1935 – 1977) American singer

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

Die… I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

(1882 – 1942) American actor


(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

(c.1958 – presumed dead in 1978 ) Australian pilot

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

(1867 – 1932) American Broadway impresario

Sorry for saying f**k.

1941 – 1989) English comedian, physician, writer & actor (Monty Python)

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

(? – 2008) American convicted murder

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