Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

I'm so bored with it all.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

I forgot something.

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

(1963 – 1992) Texas inmate executed for rape & murder

John Rogers did.

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

I am a pianist.


Die, my dear?… why that's the last thing I'll do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War

You sons of bitches, give my love to Mother!

(1912 - 1932) American convicted murderer & career criminal

I have had no real gratification or enjoyment of any sort more than my neighbor on the next block who is worth only half a million

(1821 – 1885) American businessman & millionaire

Utter nonsense.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

(1934 – 1999) American actor, improviser, writer & teacher

I'm going away tonight.

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer

I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.

(1914 – 1959) American actor best known for his role as Superman

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

Well, I've had a happy life.

(1778 – 1830) English writer, essayist, critic, grammarian & philosopher

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.














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