Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.

(1805 – 1875) Danish author & poet noted for his children's stories

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

My work is done, why wait?

(1854 – 1932) American innovator & founder of Eastman Kodak

I want nothing but death.

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

You guys doin' that right?

(1953 – 2005) American co-founder of the Crips, a notorious street gang, convicted robber & murderer

This is too tight.

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War

Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist

It wasn't worth it.

(1884 – 1957) Russian-born American film producer

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

(c.1446/1450 – 1523) Italian Renaissance painter

Well, if it must be so.

(1843 – 1907) Norwegian composer & pianist

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Taylor C. Craig (1960 – 1995) American double-convicted murderer

Well, I've had a happy life.

(1778 – 1830) English writer, essayist, critic, grammarian & philosopher

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

(1867 – 1932) American Broadway impresario

Oh that press will have me now!

(1809 – 1892) Poet Laureate of the United Kingdom

Now why did I do that?

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander
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