Keyword: Rugby (Page 2)

There’s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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The pub is as much a part of rugby as is the playing field.

Food/Drink Sports

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

(1946 – ) English broadcaster
Football Sports

We’ve lost our last eight matches. The only team that we have beaten is Western Samoa. It’s a good job we didn’t play the whole of Samoa!

Welsh rugby player
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It will now have to be called the Calcutta Shield.

Sports

It is the best sport in the world; it's got everything – speed and tough, ugly men.

Irish rugby player
Sports

All we need is a little bit of luck and we could explode.

British rugby coach
Sports

Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient… that is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?

(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
Sports

I don’t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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