Subject: Book Titles (Page 8)

If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs

You Have to F*****g Eat

Crafting with Cat Hair

Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic Planes

How to Traumatize Your Children

I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

Don’t Believe I’d A Told That


Shoot Low, Boys, They’re Ridin’ Shetland Ponies

How to Make a Towel Monkey and other Cruise Ship Favorites

Boogers Are My Beat

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Can I Sit on Your Lap While You’re Pooping?

Southern by the Grace of God

You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning

The Apocalypse Coloring & Activity Book

Anybody Can Be Cool … But Awesome Takes Practice

What’s Up Down There?: Questions You’d Only Ask Your Gynecologist If She Was Your Best Friend

Bitch Are You Retarded?: Stop Being a Dumbass! Either He Loves You, He’s in Love with You, or You’re Just Something to Do for Right Now….

The Night Dad Went to Jail

Liberace: Your Personal Fashion Consultant

How to Poo on a Date

But… You’re a Horse