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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 13)
I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
Colemanballs
It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
It’s now 4-3 to Oldham, the goals are going in like dominoes.
Piccadilly Radio
Colemanballs
If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.
Antonio Rattin
Argentine football player
Colemanballs
There he goes again, doing doggies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they’re not careful.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
We’re flying on the Concorde; that’ll shorten the distance — that’s self-explanatory.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
And now we have the formalities over, we'll have the National Anthems.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Steve McIlwenn
Colemanballs
All of Blackburn’s players got their foots in.
Eamonn Dunphy
Irish football player, author & broadcaster
Colemanballs
They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Wallace, moving forward, his red hair always in the action.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
We are on the crest of a slump.
Phil Economidis
Australian rugby coach
Colemanballs
Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I bet Keegan will be jumping like a Jack in a Beanstalk.
Sky Sports News
Colemanballs
The game is balanced in Arsenal’s favour.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
There’s Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
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