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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 13)
Unfortunately, we don’t get a second chance; we’ve already played them twice.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
Vinny Jones
Colemanballs
Winning
At 23, he ought to be around until 2006, if he can keep his head.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
A win tonight is the minimum City must achieve.
Alan Parry
Colemanballs
This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup
New York Post
Colemanballs
Headlines
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Statistics are there to be broken.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Statistics
It was a fair decision – the penalty – even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
Colemanballs
There’s a real international flavor to this World Cup.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
World Cup
Giggs came in from the left hand right.
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Colemanballs
What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
Gerry Francis
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Walsall have given City more than one anxious moment amongst many anxious moments.
Dennis Law
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
What would help the Ecuadorian side is if they could get a glimpse of the possibility of scoring a goal.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
Colemanballs
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
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