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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 34)
I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
He knows all about the Italian opposition, playing now in Turkey.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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So that’s 1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course its’ 2-2.
Jack Wainwright
sports announcer
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Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
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He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg.
Steve Coppell
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Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
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Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
Phil Woosnam
Welsh football player & manager
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Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins…
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
In the Moscow Olympics Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion’s race.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Even if you tap it in from one yard it counts in the record books as a goal, unlike the chances you miss.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Goals
The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European.
Phil Neville
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Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
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