Subject: Colemanballs (Page 34)

I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.

English former football player & manager

He knows all about the Italian opposition, playing now in Turkey.

English television football commentator

And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

So that’s 1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course its’ 2-2.

sports announcer

Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby.

Irish television & radio commentator

He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg.


Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air.

Scottish football player

Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh.

English football commentator

It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.

English football player & commentator

The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.

Welsh football player & manager

Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.

professional football player, coach & executive

They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.

English football player & manager

Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins…

English football player & commentator

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.

English football player & manager

In the Moscow Olympics Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion’s race.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Even if you tap it in from one yard it counts in the record books as a goal, unlike the chances you miss.

professional football player, coach & executive

The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.

Scottish football player & manager

The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European.

Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator