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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 33)
He’s on the lips of every team in world football.
Ray Houghton
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We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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If you keep asking me questions, I will continue to find excuses.
Gordon Strachan
Scottish football player & manager
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They can’t change any of their players, but they have changed one of their players and that’s the coach.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm MacDonald
British football commentator
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McCall is trying to thread a needle through a haystack there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
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Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Geography
We thrashed Romania 0-0 in the first half.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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All the cul-de-sacs are closed for Scotland.
Joe Jordan
Scottish football player & manager
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It’s his outstanding pace that stands out.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
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Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
Unknown
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I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'.
Ade Akinbiyi
English football player
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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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On Paul Gascoigne
Scoring the first goal in soccer is very important, because your opponent is then faced with the task of having to score one to draw level and two to take the lead.
Graham Leggatt
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Well we got nine and you can't score more than that.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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That’s twice now he has got between himself and the goal.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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