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Colemanballs
(Page 30)
I’m not going to look beyond the semi-final – but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
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Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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We are on the crest of a slump.
Phil Economidis
Australian rugby coach
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Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I’m not going to single him out.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
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The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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Whelan was in the position he was, exactly.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.
Ray Houghton
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Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.
Ron Wylie
Scottish football player
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It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off.
David Beckham
professional football player
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I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'.
Ade Akinbiyi
English football player
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We have one David Beckham playing abroad and that would be two.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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The boys feet have been up in the clouds since the win.
Alan Buckley
English rugby player & manager
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He’s a great little player… who scored it again?
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
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We thrashed Romania 0-0 in the first half.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
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Misspokements
He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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