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Colemanballs
(Page 28)
There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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Time
They [Manchester United] are breathing down the heels of Liverpool now.
Gary Newbon
television sports presenter & executive
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Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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His strength is his strength, his strength is.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Misspokements
The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we come from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man.
Norman Whiteside
Irish football player
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There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil and that might be the game that they lose.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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…and now the Northern Ireland Manager, Billy Bingham, will have to put his thinking boots on.
British Radio announcer
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I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal’s all time great players; a lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Entertainment
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Sports
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Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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And now we have the formalities over, we'll have the National Anthems.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Mixed metaphors
He was just about to pull the trigger on his left foot.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
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Wallace, moving forward, his red hair always in the action.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
British cricketer & television commentator
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
A New Zealand rugby commentator
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Practice makes permanent.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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Football games turn on things that are done by players.
Willie Miller
Scottish football player
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.