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If you are in the six-yard box, standing in an offside position, then you are offside. 

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They're two points behind us, so we're neck and neck.

British football commentator
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The man [Alex Ferguson] is United; cut him and he will bleed red.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
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He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Mark Ward has only got size 5 boots but he sure packs a hell of a punch with them.

English football player & commentator
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Yes, Roger Hunt misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them.

Scottish football player & manager
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£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.

English football player
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But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.

Scottish football player
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They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.

Irish football player & broadcaster
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It’s like the Sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted.

English football player & announcer
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Well we got nine and you can't score more than that.

British football commentator
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I’m going to make a prediction – it could go either way.

English former football player & manager
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He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.

English football player & analyst
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There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.

English football player & manager
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I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.

English football player & manager
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Everything in our favor was against us.

Irish football player & manager
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Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.

British football commentator
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.

English former football player & manager
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He’s on the lips of every team in world football.


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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.

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