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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 15)
It seems that they're playing with one leg tied together.
Kenny Sansom
Colemanballs
We must have had 99 per cent of the match; it was the other three per cent that cost us.
Ruud Gullit
Dutch football player & manager
Colemanballs
Roy Evans bleeds red blood.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
They’ll perhaps finish in the top three; I can’t see them finishing any higher.
Don Howe
English football player, coach & manager
Colemanballs
I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.
Christopher ’Chris’ Turner
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
He just got his body between himself and the goal.
Ray Clemence
English football player
Colemanballs
£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two.
Frank McLintock
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
We’ve got great speed in the team, not just Gary Speed, but great speed!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Of player Gary Speed
Nobody took the responsibility of going to kill Yakin.
Pat Bonner
Irish football player
Colemanballs
If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Scotland don’t have to score tonight, but they do have to win.
Billy McNeill
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The lads really ran their socks into the ground.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
Graham Roberts
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The problems at Wimbledon seem to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency.
Joe Kinnear
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.