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Colemanballs
(Page 15)
Northern Ireland were in white, which was quite appropriate because three inches of snow had to be cleared from the pitch before kick off.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were skeptical.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.
Unknown announcer
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And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.
A British soccer commentator
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Johnson has reveled in the ‘hole’ behind Dwight Yorke.
A British soccer commentator
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership; there’s no denying that.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with his hands in his tracksuit bottoms scratching his head.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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I predicted in August Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of the final I stand by that prediction.
James Sanderson
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If that ball had crossed the line, it would have been a goal.
Antonio Rattin
Argentine football player
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They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Both teams – and Brazil even – got better.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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Now they have got an extra yard of doubtness in their minds.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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I'm going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.