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Colemanballs
(Page 16)
Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
When it comes to the David Beckhams of this world, this guy's up there with Roberto Carlos.
Duncan McKenzie
Colemanballs
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
I was inbred into the game by my father.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
He (Stephen Pressley) might play better if he shaves that beard.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Entertainment
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Sports
Television
If there’s a weakness in Chelsea’s defense, it’s in their defense.
Unknown soccer announcer
Colemanballs
And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Bryon Butler
English writer & broadcaster
Colemanballs
If you take away their five goals, there was nothing between the teams.
Terry Hibbitt
English football player
Colemanballs
There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'.
Ade Akinbiyi
English football player
Colemanballs
In a year’s time, he’s a year older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
At least it was a victory and at least we won.
Bobby Moore
English football player
Colemanballs
The man [Alex Ferguson] is United; cut him and he will bleed red.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
For Burnley to win they are going to have to score.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.
An unknown CBS commentator
Colemanballs
Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were skeptical.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
There was a paradox of air in the town when we arrived in Watfor this afternoon.
Andy Smith
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The Bulgarian team are here with a relatively 'old' squad. They impressed at USA in '94, but, well, they're four years older now… most of them.