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Colemanballs
(Page 16)
Once he’s got confidence in his veins, he’s a real threat.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Nobody took the responsibility of going to kill Yakin.
Pat Bonner
Irish football player
Colemanballs
When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
You have to remember some of these guys are playing in front of the live cameras.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Bryon Butler
English writer & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Roy Evans bleeds red blood.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
McCall is trying to thread a needle through a haystack there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
Brazil, the favorites – if they are the favorites, which they are…
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It was easier to miss than score.
Clive Allen
English football player
Colemanballs
Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Injuries
England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
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In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.