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Colemanballs
(Page 18)
Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.
A British soccer commentator
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We haven’t had the rub of the dice.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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Women’s soccer does have its knockers.
Adrian Durham
sports broadcaster
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Critics
Unfortunately, we don’t get a second chance; we’ve already played them twice.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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I’m not disappointed – just disappointed.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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He had all the time in the world to kill a few seconds.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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The crowd think that Todd handled the ball… they must have seen something that nobody else did.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
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This game could go either way… or it could be a draw.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
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You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.
Mike Parry
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Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Fans
I think I've got the mucus of a good team.
Dick Duckworth
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Nucleus
The margin is very marginal.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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As with every young player, he’s only 18.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
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On a young David Beckham
I’m not going to look beyond the semi-final – but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Souness gave Fleck a second chance and he grabbed it with both feet.