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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 20)
If they play together, you've got two of them.
Dion Dublin
Colemanballs
Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
So often the pendulum continues to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too – one year we came second.
Bob Paisley
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I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.
Phil Neal
English football player
Colemanballs
The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.
A British soccer commentator
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Nobody took the responsibility of going to kill Yakin.
Pat Bonner
Irish football player
Colemanballs
You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.
Mike Parry
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Okocha should not be the captain of a football club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
Colemanballs
Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
Colemanballs
There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil and that might be the game that they lose.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
We’ll still be happy to lose, it’s on at the same time as the Beer Festival.
Niall O’Mahoney
Irish football manager
Colemanballs
Before a game in Munich
Real Madrid are like a rabbit in the glare of the headlights in the face of Manchester United’s attacks; but this rabbit comes with a suit of armor in the shape of two precious away goals.
George Hamilton
Irish sportscaster
Colemanballs
He had all the time in the world to kill a few seconds.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
Colemanballs
Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
Jonathan Woodgate
Colemanballs
We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg.
Steve Coppell
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The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.