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You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that.

Robert Lansing

(1928 – 1994) American actor

Last words

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

John-Luke Abi Roberts

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

Communication Death Last words Wordplay Deathbed

Oh, what's the bloody point?

Kenneth Charles Williams

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

Last words This was the final entry in his diary.

I forgot something.

George Lincoln Rockwell

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

Last words He spoke these words to no one in particular as he left a laundromat to get something from his car. Moments later he was shot to death.

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

Benjamin Disraeli

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Communication Language Last words

You sons of bitches, give my love to Mother!

Francis ‘Two Gun’ Crowley

(1912 - 1932) American convicted murderer & career criminal

Last words

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

Ethan Allen

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot

Last words Stated after Allen was shot and a doctor told him "General I fear that the angels are waiting for you." Subject of dispute

The prettier. Now fight for it.

Henry Jones

(1851 – 1929) English dramatist & playwright

Last words On his deathbed his nurse and his niece asked him whom he would prefer to have at his side during the evening. This was his reply.

The nourishment is palatable.

Millard Fillmore

(1800 – 1874) 13th U.S. President

Last words His response when his physician inquired about his food.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Errol Flynn

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

Last words

Now comes the mystery.

Henry Ward Beecher

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist

Last words

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

Pietro Perugino

(c.1446/1450 – 1523) Italian Renaissance painter

Last words Giving his reasons for refusing to see a priest as he lay dying

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

William ‘Buckey’ O'Neill

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

Last words O'Neill was standing up while under fire. A sergeant shouted to him "Captain a bullet is sure to hit you!" After these words O'Neill then calmly turned to another officer and was shot in the head.

It's stopped.

Joseph Henry Green

(1791 – 1863) English surgeon & literary executor of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Last words Upon checking his own pulse

I'm so bored with it all.

Winston Churchill

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Last words Before slipping into a coma and dying nine days later.

Relax… this won't hurt.

Hunter S. Thompson

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Last words This was the final sentence on his suicide note.

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

William ‘Bat’ Masterson

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman

Last words

I am going.

Sobhuza II

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland

Last words A minister asked where. Sobhuza silently smiled and waved good-bye and died

John Rogers did.

John Holmes

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

Last words Referring to a Protestant martyr who had been burned at the stake. A nurse said she would feel his feet to see if they were warm. "Nobody ever died with warm feet” she said. Thus Holmes's reply.

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

Christine Chubbuck

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter

Last words Chubbuck said these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head. She was pronounced dead fourteen hours later.

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 2)

You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that.

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

Oh, what's the bloody point?

I forgot something.

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

You sons of bitches, give my love to Mother!

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

The prettier. Now fight for it.

The nourishment is palatable.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Now comes the mystery.

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

It's stopped.

I'm so bored with it all.

Relax… this won't hurt.

Go away. I'm all right.

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

I am going.

John Rogers did.

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.