Subject: Death » Last words (Page 2)

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter

Don't make a mess of it – shoot straight, you bastards.

(1864 – 1902) Anglo-Australian drover, horseman, poet & soldier

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

Kiss my ass! You'll never find the rest!

(1942 – 1994) American serial killer & rapist

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

(1865 – 1918) Brazilian poet, journalist & translator

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer

Suppose, suppose.

(1848 – 1929) American frontier law enforcement officer

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

This is how you die.

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

(1671 – 1734) Scottish folk hero

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland

Please put out the light.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

I am off in search of the great perhaps.

(c.1494 – 1553) French Renaissance writer, doctor, monk & Greek scholar

Turn me.  I am roasted on one side.

(c.225 – 258) a deacon & celebrated Roman martyr

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

(1867 – 1932) American Broadway impresario