Subject: Death » Last words (Page 3)

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

Well, if it must be so.

(1843 – 1907) Norwegian composer & pianist

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian

I am starting to believe you are not intending to count me amongst your friends.

(1879 – 1936) Spanish comic playwright

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

(? – 2008) American convicted murder

Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

(1934 – 1999) American actor, improviser, writer & teacher

No Comment

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Suppose, suppose.

(1848 – 1929) American frontier law enforcement officer

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

African Grey Parrot (1976 – 2007) subject of a thirty-year experiment by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France

Turn me.  I am roasted on one side.

(c.225 – 258) a deacon & celebrated Roman martyr

Tell the boys I'm coming home.

(1901 – 1934) American burglar & bank robber

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II

I am going.

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland

My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…

(1925 - 1965) American poet

I'm so bored with it all.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

You guys doin' that right?

(1953 – 2005) American co-founder of the Crips, a notorious street gang, convicted robber & murderer

Maybe they only had one rocket.

British WWII soldier

I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!

(1863 – 1901) American cowboy & train robber