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Me mudder did it.

Arnold Rothstein

(1882 – 1928) New York businessman, gambler & kingpin of the Jewish mafia

Last words To police while refusing to name his killer after being shot while playing poker

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.

James Madison

(1751 – 1836) American statesman & politician

Last words In reply to the question "What is the matter Uncle James?"

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Thomas J. Grasso

Taylor C. Craig (1960 – 1995) American double-convicted murderer

Last words Executed by injection in Oklahoma Referring to his requested last meal

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

Steve Irwin

(1962 – 2006) Australian television personality, wildlife expert & conservationist

Last words Said when he was examining a stingray in the Great Barrier Reef. However it did swim backwards and the tail pierced his chest. He died of blood loss later.

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

Steve Jobs

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

Last words As reported by his sister on his death bed.

Suppose, suppose.

Wyatt Earp

(1848 – 1929) American frontier law enforcement officer

Last words

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

Harry Houdini

born Erik Weisz (1874 – 1926) Hungarian-born American magician, stunt performer & escape artist

Last words Houdini is often said to have died after being punched in the stomach and though this is true such a blow could not have caused his appendix to burst which was the cause of his death.

Now comes the mystery.

Henry Ward Beecher

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist

Last words

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

Alfred Jarry

(1873 – 1907) French writer

Last words For a time these words were considered a final expression of his absurdist humor however a doctor asserted that they were perfectly understandable due to his dehydration.

Sorry for saying f**k.

Graham Chapman

1941 – 1989) English comedian, physician, writer & actor (Monty Python)

Last words To a nurse who accidentally stuck a needle in his arm shortly before he died

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.

George Appel

(? – 1928) mob boss

Last words Before being executed by electric chair

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

Wilson Mizner

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Last words After talking to a priest.

I still live.

Daniel Webster

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer

Last words The day before his best friend Peter Harvey had stated that Webster looked as if he was suffering. Webster told Harvey: "Be faithful friend I shall be dead tomorrow."

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Thomas Hobbes

Last words He died of a bladder disorder followed by a stroke.

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

Nancy Astor

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Last words She awoke from her illness on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.

I want nothing but death.

Jane Austen

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Last words In response to her sister who had asked her if she wanted something

Wait a second.

Jeanne Antoinette de Pompadour

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV

Last words As she died Madame de Pompadour called on God to "Wait a second." When He did she quickly applied rouge to her cheeks.

I don't feel good.

Luther Burbank

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

Last words Burbank died after a heart attack followed by gastrointestinal complications.

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

Bernard Le Bovier de Fontenelle

(1657 – 1757) French author

Last words

Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

Edward Slovik

(1920 – 1945) only American soldier to be court martialed and executed for desertion during World War II

Last words In response to the chaplain saying “Eddie – when you get Up There say a little prayer for me.

More weight.

Giles Corey

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

Last words While slowly being crushed to death by heavy rocks for failing to answer the court – knowing he wouldn't be afforded a fair trial. This continued for two days before he died.

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 3)

Me mudder did it.

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

Suppose, suppose.

I'm tired of fighting! I guess this thing is going to get me.

Now comes the mystery.

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

Sorry for saying f**k.

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

I still live.

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

I want nothing but death.

Wait a second.

I don't feel good.

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

More weight.