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Subject: Emotions » Fear (Page 2)

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Characteristics Children Fear Health People Dracula Shots

A lot of people are afraid of heights, but not me… I'm afraid of widths.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Fear People Heights Widths

I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.

'Chi Chi' Rodríguez
(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Characteristics Fear Golf Sports

We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and of course the boogieman.

Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Emotions Fear Boogieman

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Kurt Vonnegut
(1922 – 2007) American novelist
America Emotions Fear Government School Classmates Influence Terror

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Emotions Fear Dracula Tetanus shots

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Fear People Women
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