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Subject: Emotions » Fear (Page 2)

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Characteristics Fear Bravery

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Kurt Vonnegut
(1922 – 2007) American novelist
America Emotions Fear Government School Classmates Influence Terror

At my age flowers scare me.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Age Emotions Fear Old Flowers

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

Archie Bunker
television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Age Children Family Fear Parents Past

There are moments when everything goes well, but don’t be frightened.

Jules Renard
(1864 – 1910) French author
Fear Life

I fear no man, but the dentist.

George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Emotions Fear Sports Dentists When asked if he was in fear of Mike Tyson

We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and of course the boogieman.

Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Emotions Fear Boogieman
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