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Epitaphs
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Here lies Tommy Day, removed from over the way.
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She was good but not brilliant; useful but not great.
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Mary Keith Marshall in Kentucky
He got a fish bone in his throat – And then he sang an angel's note.
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Orange County
I don’t want to talk about it now.
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Los Angeles
I was not, I am not, I grieve not
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This spot is the sweetest I've seen in my life, For it raises many flowers and covers my wife.
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In Wales
Until the brakes are turned on time, – Life's throttle-valve shut down. – He works to pilot in the crew – That wears the martyr's crown. – On schedule time, on upper grade – Along the homeward section. – He lands his train in God's roundhouse – The mom of resurrection. – His time is full, no wages docked, – His name on God's pay roll. – And transportation through to Heaven – A free pass for his soul.
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In Maryland
Over the grave of a train engineer
Don't worry, I'm merely catching up with sleep.
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Situations
Sleep
George Chiari
Elizabeth McFadden, wife of David P. Read. Died Feb. 28, 1859, in her 47th year. She never done a thing to displeas her husband.
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Silver Lake New York
Here lies my wife, poor Molly, let her lie, she finds repose at last, and so do I.
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English poet
John Dryden (1631-1700)
proposed epitaph for his wife
To the memory of David Wall – Whose superior performance on the bassoon endeared him to an extensive musical acquaintance. His social life closed on the 4th Dec. 1796. in his 57th year.
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In Ashover Derbyshire
Bye
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Here lies Frank a shining light, whose name, life, actions all were white.
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Franklin White in Connecticut
Here lies poor Ned Pardon, from misery freed, Who long was a bookseller's hack; He led such a damnable life in this world, I don't think he'll ever come back.
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Mr. Edward Pardon a bookseller
Dinah had a little can, 'Twas filled with kerosine. And soon among the twinkling stars – Dynamite Benzine.
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(Dinah might been seen)
The dust of Melantha Gribbling, swept up at last by the Great Housekeeper
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Father and Mother and I choose to be buried asunder. Father and Mother here, and I buried yonder.
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I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.
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Doctors
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Rave
"May ye be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead"
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Cypress California
Ma Loves Pa – Pa Loves Women – Ma Caught Pa, With 2 in Swimmin – Here Lies Pa…
Lawrence L. Cook Jr. 10-29-1934 — 8-1-2004
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In Florida
He was young – He was fair – But the Injuns – Raised his hair
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Conflict
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Hair
Young
Tombstone Arizona
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