Subject: Epitaphs (Page 22)

Here lies the landlord Tommy Dent In his last cosy tenement.

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Here lies the body of Elred. At least he will be when he is dead. But now at this time he's still alive, 14th August '65.

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Here lies Gilles. He used no net, Knew no fear. He made a misstep And wound up here

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Once I wasn't – then I was. Now I ain't again.

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Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.

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Here he lies, James T. Carson. He blew up his wife and was hung for arson.

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She loved me and my grandchildren reverenced her. She bathed my feet and kept my socks well darned.

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Dear Lemuel Willard Died in 1821 – When present useful, absent wanted – Lived respected, died lamented.

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Here lies England's premier baron, – Patiently awaiting the last trump.

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Legacy of BPH – Liar • Thief • Cheat • Selfish • Unsharing • Unloving • Unkind • Disloyal • Dishonorable • Unfaithful

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The children of Israel wanted bread and the Lord sent them manna. Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, and the Devil sent him Anna.

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Richard Kell Munson (1924-2004) Lovingly Known As Doctor Dick

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Sacred To the Memory of LEWIS WICKS, who was killed on Thursday the 4, Oct. at 2 O'ck. P.M. by a waggon loaded with hay running over his brest. AD.1821 AE 56 years 3 mo. & 4 d's. who has left an affectionate Consort, and numerous friends to lament his loss.

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We must all die there is no doubt – Your glass is running… mine is out

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Here lies the body of Martha Dias, who was always uneasy, and not over pious; she lived to the age of three score and ten, and gave that to the worms she refused to the men.

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The manner of her death was thus; She was druv over by a Bus.

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Here Lieth W.W. – Who never more will, trouble you, trouble you

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Agreeable to the memory of Mrs Alinda Tewksbury. She was not a beleiver [sic] in the Christian idolitry.

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DEADMAN

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Ma Dyed [sic]

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Hold my drink, you're gonna' love this.

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