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Epitaphs
(Page 24)
Since all that's mortal turns to dust, Reader! be humble and be just; 'Twill ease thy mind of anxious care, and sooth thy passage — God knows where!
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His faults are buried with him beneath this stone. His virtues (if he had any) are remembered by his friends.
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Hold my drink, you're gonna' love this.
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John Jones
Office upstairs.
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Dr. Fred Roberts Brookland Arkansas
Here lies the body of Jonathan Stout. He fell in the water and never got out, And still is supposed to be floating about.
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Birmingham England
Where did everybody go?
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He heard the angels calling him, from the celestial shore. He flopped his wings and away he flew, to make one angel more.
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Timothy Egan
Beneath this stone, in hopes of Zion, doth lie the landlord of the lion; his son keeps on the business still, resigned unto the heavenly will.
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An innkeeper in 1875
See, I told you I was SICK!
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A hypochondriac in Littleton Colorado
Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.
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In East Dalhousie Cemetery Nova Scotia
My father and mother were both insane. I inherited the terrible stain. My grandfather, grandmother, Aunts and uncles Were lunatics all And yet died of carbuncles
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In Maryland
Beneath this silent tomb is laid, a noisy antiquated maid, who from her cradle talked till death, and ne'er before was out of breath.
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In Scotland
Grim Death To Please His Palate Has Taken My Lettice To Put in His Sallat.
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Letitia Manning in Ipswich
I am woman here me roar. And boy did she.
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In Douglas County Nebraska
Here lieth, underneath these stones, The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.
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Wrexham Wales (in 1858)
Thorp’s Corpse
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A miser who wanted to save money.
Upon his wife’s death it was changed to: Here lieth Thorpses Corpses
Here lie I, Martin Elginbrodde: Hae mercy o' my soul, Lord God; As I wad do, were I Lord God, And ye were Martin Elginbrodde.
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Epitaphs
(1863)
Dear God: enclosed, please find Rube Goldberg. Now that you’ve got him, what are you going to do with him?
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Cartoonist Rube Goldberg in Hawthorne New York
Under this stone Lies Billy Joe Bob Stealing chickens Was his last job
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I will NOT be right back after this message.
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Entertainer Merv Griffin
Los Angeles County California
Here into the dust, the mouldering crust, of Eleanour Bachelour's shoven; well versed in the arts of pies, custards, and tarts. And the lucrative skill of the oven. When she lived long enough, she made her last puff, a puff by her husband much praised, now here she doth lie and makes a dirt pie, in hopes that her crust shall be raised.
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Nell Bachelour an Oxford pie woman
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