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Subject:
Epitaphs
(Page 26)
This is all that remains of poor Ben Hough. He had forty-nine years and that was enough. Of worldly goods he had his share, And now he's gone to the Devil's snare.
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Here lies the body of William Beck – He was thrown at a hunt and broke his neck.
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Written by Robert Burns
Here lies my wife, poor Molly, let her lie, she finds repose at last, and so do I.
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English poet
John Dryden (1631-1700)
proposed epitaph for his wife
Here lies Charles. Had six guns Needed seven. Now he is in heaven
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Rab McBeth – who died for the want of another breath.
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Died by hanging
A Finished Artist
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Artist
Here lies the body of Miriam Wood, formerly wife to John Smith. A woman well beloved of all her neighbors for her care of small folks' education, their number being great, that when she died she scarcely left her mate: so wise discreet was her behaviours that she was well esteemed by neighbors. She lived in love with all to die so let her rest to eternitye.
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An old school-mistress in Dorchester
Praises on tombs are trifles vainly spent; a man's good name is his best monument.
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Anonymous in Caermarthen Scotland
Leslie Nielsen (1926 – 2010) “Let ‘er rip”
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Canadian actor
Here lies Ezekiel Aikle Age 102 – The Good Die Young.
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In East Dalhousie Cemetery Nova Scotia
Reader, I've left this world, in which I had a world to do; sweating and fretting to get rich: just such a fool as you.
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In Charleston South Carolina
Grim death took me without any warning, I was well one day, and stone dead next morning.
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Walden White
Here lies one Wood enclosed in wood. One Wood within another. The outer wood Is very good: we cannot praise the other.
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In Memory of Beza Wood – Nov. 2 1837 Aged 45 yrs. in Winslow Maine
Grim death took me without any warning, I was well at night, and died in the morning.
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Sevenoaks Kent England
Martha and I together lived – Just two years and a half; – She went first, and I followed after – the cow before the calf.
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In Worcester
Here lies Frank a shining light, whose name, life, actions all were white.
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Franklin White in Connecticut
The body of Benjamin Franklin, printer like the coyer of an old book its contents torn out and stripped of its lettering and gilding, lies here food for worms. – Yet the work itself shall not be lost for it will, as he believed, appear once more in a new and more beautiful edition corrected and amended by the author.
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Philadelphia
Written by himself at age 23 though he later changed his mind
I was somebody. – Who, is no business – of yours.
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Stowe Vermont
Here lies one that once was born and cried, Lived several years — and then he died
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On the grave of a tramp
This man when alive was a slave, but behold such is fate, having died he is equal in power, to Darius the Great.
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He looked for gold and died of lead poison
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Gunfights
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