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Subject:
Epitaphs
(Page 27)
Here richly, with ridiculous display, the politician’s corpse was laid away. While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged, I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.
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Epitaphs
Here lies the body of Detlof Swenson, waiter. God finally caught his eye.
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A waiter
April 10 1902
Here lies the Body of Captain Tully. Aged an hundred and nine years fully. And threescore years before, as Mayor, the sword of this city he did bear. Nine of his wives do with him lie, so shall the tenth when she doth die.
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Captain Tully Exeter Cathedral England
Accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother. After life's fever, I sleep well.
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Bath Maine
On John Phillips
This wasn’t my idea
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Near Salmon Arm British Columbia Canada
A traveller lies here at rest, who life's rough ocean tossed on. His many virtues all expressed, thus simply – “I'm from Boston.”
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Epitaphs
In St. Botolph’s England
Here lies John Higley whose father and mother were drowned in their passage from America. Had they both lived they would have been buried here.
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In Surrey England
Here lies Lotta Dust.
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Epitaphs
Let me out of here !!!
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Epitaphs
A zealous locksmith died of late, and did not enter Heaven’s gate. But stood without and would not knock , because he meant to pick the lock.
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Here lies England's premier baron, – Patiently awaiting the last trump.
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A great whist player
The Duke of Norfolk
I'll thank you not to put your butt on my grave.
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Here lies the body of old Uncle David, who died in the hope of being saved. Where he's gone or how he fares, nobody knows and nobody cares.
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Epitaphs
1890. The light of my Life has gone out. – 1891. I have struck another match.
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Here lies the bones of Eichard Lawton – Whose death alas I was strangely brought on. – Trying his corns one day to mow off. – His razor slipped and cut his toe off. – His toe or rather what it grew to, – An inflimation quickly flew to. – Which took alas to mortifying – And was the cause of Eichards dying.
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Epitaphs
Plymouth Massachusetts
I was somebody. – Who, is no business – of yours.
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Stowe Vermont
Robert Phillip, gravedigger: Here I lie at the Chancel door; Here lie I because I am poor; The farther in the more you pay; Here I lie as warm as they.
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A grave digger in Kingsbridge England
I'm in on a plot.
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Filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock
A thousand ways cut short our days, none are exempt from death. A honey-bee by stinging me did stop my mortal breath.
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Epitaphs
John Le Mesurier wishes it to be know that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends.
John Le Mesurier
(1912 – 1983) English actor
Epitaphs
I would – rather be here – than in Texas.
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In Colorado Spring CO (her husband was buried in Texas)
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