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Epitaphs
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Although this stone may moulder into dust, yet Joseph Moodey's name continue must
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York Maine
Gone Underground For Good
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A coal miner
“Don’t Try”
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Henry Charles Bukowski Jr. (Hank) (1920–1994) Writer in Los Angeles California
Here lies poor but honest Bryan Tunstall. He was a most expert angler until Death envious of his art, threw out his line hooked him, and landed him here the 21st day of April, 1790
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A fisherman in Ripon York
Here lies a man that was Knott born, His father was Knott before him, He lived Knott, and did Knott die, Yet underneath this stone doth lie.
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John Knott of Sheffield England
Ingenious youth, thou art laid in dust. Thy friends, for thee, in tears did burst.
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New Bern North Carolina
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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Winston Churchill (1874-1965) Bladon Churchyard Oxfordshire England
#$%& @!&% #?!$% @?*&!@^#!* @*$! &!%?
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George Carlin (1937 – 2008)
Stranger pause and shed a tear, for Mary Jane lies buried here. Mingled in a most surprising manner with Susan, Marie and portions of Hannah.
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The cremated remains of a man’s four wives; the ashes kept in four urns were overturned and fallen together
Here lie Walker's particles.
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On Dr. Walker – author of English Particles
Curly – Joe DeRita, “The Last Stooge” July 12, 1909 – July 3, 1993
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Last of The Three Stooges
That's all, folks!
Mel Blanc
(1908 – 1989) voice actor & comedian (voice of cartoon character Porky Pig)
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Phrase of Porky Pig
“Here lies my wife in earthy mold, Who when she died and naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking lest she should wake and rise up talking”
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Rebecca Freeland, 1741 – She drank good ale, good punch and wine, and lived to the age of 99.
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New Jersey
She lived with her husband for 50 years, and died in the confident hope of a better life.
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A zealous locksmith died of late, and did not enter Heaven’s gate. But stood without and would not knock , because he meant to pick the lock.
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ASSMAN
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He held the pall at the funeral of Shakspeare.
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In a Maryland graveyard under the name
Here lies my wife in earthly mould, who when she lived did naught but scold. Peace! Wake her not, for now she’s still, she had; but now I have my will.
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In Bayfield MIssissippi
OOPS!, he died – Love from us your father, Tom jr. and Mary
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Here lies the body of John Smith. Buried in the cloisters. If he don't jump at the last trump, call, Oysters!
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Childwell England
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