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Epitaphs
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She always said her feet were killing her – but nobody believed her.
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Margaret Daniels in Richmond Virginia
Sacred To the Memory of LEWIS WICKS, who was killed on Thursday the 4, Oct. at 2 O'ck. P.M. by a waggon loaded with hay running over his brest. AD.1821 AE 56 years 3 mo. & 4 d's. who has left an affectionate Consort, and numerous friends to lament his loss.
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Here lies the body of William Beck – He was thrown at a hunt and broke his neck.
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Written by Robert Burns
Poor John Scott is buried here, tho' once he was both hale and stout. Death stretched him on his bitter bier, in another world he hops about.
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A brewer in St. Clair Canada
The dust of Melantha Gribbling Swept up at last by the Great Housekeeper
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Woodville England
I'll thank you not to put your butt on my grave.
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Upon the fifth day of November, Christ's College lost a privy member; Cupid and death did both their arrows nick, Cupid shot short, but death did hit the prick; Women lament and maidens make great moans, Because the prick is laid beneath the stones.
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Mr Pricke (dates unknown)
"I knew this was going to happen to me."
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Returned – Unopened
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A spinster in a North Carolina
Here lies the body of Thomas Kemp, Who lived by wool and died by hemp
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A sheep thief who died by hanging in Bletchley Bucks England
Death is a debt that’s justly due, that I have paid and so must you.
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Lt. Nathan Davis died in 1781 in Connecticut
School is out. Teacher Has gone home
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Prof. S.B. McCracken in Elkhart Indiana
Hell no! I came here to die not to make a speech!
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‘Cherokee Bill’ Goldsby when asked if he had any final words before his hanging
Open, open wide ye golden gates that lead to the heavenly shore. Our father suffered in passing through and mother weighs much more.
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In Lee Massachusetts
I told you so. You damned fools.
H.G. Wells
(1866 – 1946) English author
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His suggested epitaph for himself
I bowl'd, I struck, I caught, I stopp'd. Sure life's a game of cricket; I block'd with care, with caution popp'd, yet Death has hit my wicket.
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Anonymous said to be from near Salisbury England
Here lies a man who while he lived was happy as a linnet. He always lied while on the earth and now he's lying in it.
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John Le Mesurier wishes it to be know that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends.
John Le Mesurier
(1912 – 1983) English actor
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To the Memory of Abraham Beaulieu. Born 15 September 1822. Accidentally shot 4th April 1844. As a mark of affection from his brother
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Against his will, here lies George Hill, who from a cliff – fell down quite stiff. When it happened is not known, therefore not mentioned on this stone.
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On the Isle of Thanet
Here lies the body of poor Aunt Charlotte. Born a virgin, died a harlot. For 16 years she kept her virginity, a damn'd long time for this vicinity.
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Death Valley California
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