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Archangels To Guard Vatican In Cyberspace
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Hobgoblins Have A Wardrobe Problem
The Cornishman
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Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”
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U.S. Food Service, Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions
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Condon's Pledge To Murder Witnesses
Daily Mail
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Inmate Attempts Suicide, Moved Off Death Row
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In Texas
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Right To Die Advocate Found Dead
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British Push Bottles Up Germans
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Lovesick Gardener Marries His Lettuce
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Apartment Manager Cooked for Missionaries, Sick Friends
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Mayor Bans SEX At Local Library
Mesa Tribune
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After the book “SEX” by Madonna was released
Libraries
Taxes Take Longer Because of Complex Forms
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Save My Life And I'll Sue You, Warned Suicide Note
Daily Telegraph
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Babies Are What The Mother Eats
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First Lady Wows With New Bangs
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Man With One Arm And Leg Cheats On Other Half
News Of The World
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Hostage-Taker Kills Self; Police Shoot Each Other
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Oil Barge Breaks Off Texas
Associated Press
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The Best Rex We Ever Had
New York Post
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Coach Rex Ryan
Headless Chickens Roam The Commons
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The Daily Express
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Slowdown Continues to Accelerate
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