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Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys
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Local Man Has Longest Horns in Texas
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Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot
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Please See 4 DIE on Page 22A.
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Note at bottom of incomplete article
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
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Rose Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free
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King's Missing Dung Sparks Crisis
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New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
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Viagra Blamed for 69 Deaths
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