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Subject: Headlines (Page 14)

Officials Say Death By Firing Squad Not That Bad

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Around The World Rhinos Crash Back To Earth

The Guardian
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Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth

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We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)

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State Will Poison Rivers So It Can Count Dead Fish

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Baker Stabbed Woman 99 Times In Self-Defense

Irish Time
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Indian Plane Reported Hijacked By Authorities

Reuters
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Aliens Eat Swamp

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Let The People Decide On Drugs

The Observer
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German Airbag Theft Exploding

Reuters
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Researchers Can See Thoughts

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New Tabloid "Owned By God"

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Iowa Move Back To Pittsburgh

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Half-Clothed Woman In Hot Pink Duct Tape Attacks, Injures 3 Cops

KOMO News
Headlines In Seattle Washington

‘We Hate Math,’ Say 4 in 10 – A Majority of Americans

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When Ebola and HIV Are Your Friends

AFP
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Seven Inches Is Enough, RIM Tells Jobs

Associated Press
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Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital

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British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

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Stop Trimming Hedgehogs

Nottingham Evening Post
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Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer

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